50 Stupid Would You Rather Questions (Vote Live)
50 stupid Would You Rather questions that are gloriously pointless. Vote live on 15 and see how everyone else picked, plus 35 more to read aloud.
These are stupid Would You Rather questions, and we mean that lovingly. There is no deeper meaning, no moral dilemma and no right answer, just forks, spoons, squeaky knees and pet potatoes. They're perfect for killing time, breaking a silence or starting a completely pointless argument. The first 15 are live polls, so vote and see who agrees with you. Back to the main collection →
Gloriously Pointless
Would you rather have a nose that whistles or knees that squeak?
Would you rather be a sock or a shoe?
Would you rather have Cheeto-dust fingers forever or always feel a sneeze coming?
Would you rather be a giant hamster or a tiny rhino?
Would you rather eat soup with a straw or drink juice with a spoon?
Questions With No Point
Would you rather have a pickle for a pet or a potato for a pet?
Would you rather always have one wet sock or always hear one mosquito?
Would you rather be called "Big Spoon" forever or "Little Fork" forever?
Would you rather have a doorbell that moos or a phone that quacks?
Would you rather wear mittens forever or oven mitts forever?
Why Would Anyone Ask This
Would you rather be a talking banana or a silent watermelon?
Would you rather only be able to say "yes" or only be able to say "no"?
Would you rather sit on a whoopee cushion every time you sit or step on a squeaky toy every step?
Would you rather have arms as long as your legs or legs as short as your arms?
Would you rather be a chair or a table?
More stupid questions (read-aloud list)
- Would you rather be a fork or a spoon?
- Would you rather have a lemon for a head or a lime for a head?
- Would you rather be named after a vegetable or a kitchen appliance?
- Would you rather lick a window or lick a doorknob?
- Would you rather be a slightly bigger penguin or a slightly smaller giraffe?
- Would you rather eat a crayon that tastes like candy or candy that tastes like a crayon?
- Would you rather have a sneeze that sounds like a duck or a laugh that sounds like a donkey?
- Would you rather be a cloud or a puddle?
- Would you rather have a pet rock or a pet stick?
- Would you rather wear a hat made of bread or shoes made of cheese?
- Would you rather be the left shoe or the right shoe?
- Would you rather have hands for feet or feet for hands?
- Would you rather have elbows that bend backward or knees that bend sideways?
- Would you rather be a sandwich or a burrito?
- Would you rather have a mustache that never stops growing or eyebrows that never stop growing?
- Would you rather count every blade of grass in your yard or every grain of rice in a bag?
- Would you rather be a stapler or a paperclip?
- Would you rather have a nose shaped like a carrot or ears shaped like cookies?
- Would you rather own a hat that sings or a shirt that laughs?
- Would you rather talk like a pirate or walk like a penguin?
- Would you rather have a spoon for a hand or a fork for a foot?
- Would you rather be a very tall dwarf or a very short giant?
- Would you rather be a wet noodle or a dry cracker?
- Would you rather say "meow" after every sentence or "woof" before every sentence?
- Would you rather have a car with square wheels or a bike with triangle wheels?
- Would you rather be a raisin or a grape?
- Would you rather sleep on a waffle or under a pancake?
- Would you rather have a belly button that beeps or toes that blink?
- Would you rather be a confused pigeon or a nervous squirrel?
- Would you rather eat spaghetti with your hands or ice cream with a fork?
- Would you rather only wear one shoe or only wear one sock?
- Would you rather be a wheel of cheese or a loaf of bread?
- Would you rather have hiccups that sound like a doorbell or burps that sound like a trumpet?
- Would you rather be a toaster or a microwave?
- Would you rather live in a mailbox or a birdhouse?
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