50 Crazy Would You Rather Questions (Vote Live)
50 crazy and weird Would You Rather questions. Vote live on 15 strange hypotheticals and see what everyone else picked, plus 35 more to read aloud.
These are the crazy Would You Rather questions, the weird ones: strange bodies, bizarre worlds and rules that make no sense. Nobody has a sensible answer, which is exactly why they're fun at parties, on road trips and in the group chat. The first 15 are live polls, so vote and see who else went with the strange option. Back to the main collection →
Strange Bodies
Would you rather have fingers for toes or toes for fingers?
Would you rather have a third eye or a third arm?
Would you rather sneeze glitter or cry maple syrup?
Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or skin that glows in the dark?
Would you rather have a tail that shows your mood or ears that wiggle when you lie?
Bizarre Worlds
Would you rather live where gravity flips every hour or where it rains frogs every week?
Would you rather live inside a snow globe or inside a video game?
Would you rather have clouds made of cotton candy or rivers made of soda?
Would you rather have every door lead somewhere random or every staircase never end?
Would you rather have birds that speak English or dogs that speak French?
Weird Rules
Would you rather have to hop everywhere or crawl everywhere?
Would you rather only speak in rhymes or only speak in questions?
Would you rather have a theme song play when you enter a room or a laugh track follow you?
Would you rather wear clown shoes forever or a top hat forever?
Would you rather swap houses with a stranger every month or swap names every year?
More crazy questions (read-aloud list)
- Would you rather be able to talk to furniture or to houseplants?
- Would you rather have a nose that grows when you're hungry or ears that ring when you're tired?
- Would you rather have a pet cloud or a pet tornado the size of a cat?
- Would you rather only be able to walk backward or only be able to walk sideways?
- Would you rather have a mustache made of bees or eyebrows made of caterpillars?
- Would you rather turn into a pickle every Tuesday or a pumpkin every Friday?
- Would you rather have a voice like a cartoon duck or like a movie-trailer narrator?
- Would you rather live on the moon with Wi-Fi or on Earth without it?
- Would you rather have spaghetti fall from the sky or meatballs grow on trees?
- Would you rather have every sneeze teleport you ten feet or every hiccup make you float?
- Would you rather be the size of an ant or the size of a giraffe for a week?
- Would you rather have a fridge that talks back or a toaster that judges you?
- Would you rather have a shadow that does its own thing or a reflection that winks at you?
- Would you rather always smell like popcorn or always hear faint circus music?
- Would you rather have a squirrel as your boss or a goose as your landlord?
- Would you rather have hands that are always sticky or feet that are always damp?
- Would you rather live in a house made of cheese or a house made of jelly?
- Would you rather have to sing everything you say or dance every time you walk?
- Would you rather have gills or a beak?
- Would you rather be followed by a friendly ghost or a very loud parrot?
- Would you rather have a pocket that makes infinite pennies or infinite rubber ducks?
- Would you rather have a bed that floats or a bathtub that flies?
- Would you rather swap bodies with your pet for a day or with your neighbor for a day?
- Would you rather have a keyboard for a stomach or a remote control for a hand?
- Would you rather only eat foods that start with Z or only eat foods that are blue?
- Would you rather be able to shrink anything or enlarge anything?
- Would you rather have every animal think you're its mom or every baby think you're hilarious?
- Would you rather have hair that changes color with the weather or eyes that change with your mood?
- Would you rather be stuck in a cartoon or stuck in a silent film?
- Would you rather have your dreams broadcast on TV or your thoughts printed on your shirt?
- Would you rather have octopus arms or kangaroo legs?
- Would you rather wake up in a random country every morning or a random decade every month?
- Would you rather have a car that runs on pancakes or a phone that charges on hugs?
- Would you rather be a mermaid in a lake or a centaur in a city?
- Would you rather live in a world ruled by cats or a world ruled by pigeons?
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