50 Gross Would You Rather Questions (Vote Live)
50 gross Would You Rather questions for the strong of stomach. Vote live on 15 and see what others could stomach, plus 35 more to read aloud.
These are gross Would You Rather questions, for the strong of stomach only: sour milk, smelly feet, slugs, slime and the worst things in the fridge. They're perfect for sleepovers, camp and anyone who loves watching a friend squirm. The first 15 are live polls, so vote and see what everyone else could stomach. Back to the main collection →
Food Fails
Would you rather eat a spoonful of mayonnaise or a spoonful of mustard?
Would you rather drink sour milk or eat moldy bread?
Would you rather eat a live cricket or a raw egg?
Would you rather chew someone else's gum or use their toothbrush?
Would you rather eat cereal with orange juice or pizza with chocolate syrup?
Body Horrors
Would you rather have permanently sweaty palms or permanently smelly feet?
Would you rather burp every time you laugh or snort every time you talk?
Would you rather have a runny nose forever or constant hiccups?
Would you rather never shower again or never brush your teeth again?
Would you rather have earwax that smells like cheese or drool that tastes like soap?
Nasty Situations
Would you rather swim in a pool of slime or a pool of pudding?
Would you rather clean a porta-potty or a fish tank nobody has cleaned in a year?
Would you rather step on a slug barefoot or find a hair in your food?
Would you rather sleep in a bed of worms or a bed of spiders?
Would you rather lick a subway pole or a gym floor?
More gross questions (read-aloud list)
- Would you rather eat a bowl of hair or a bowl of toenail clippings?
- Would you rather drink a glass of pickle juice or a glass of fish sauce?
- Would you rather have a pimple on your nose forever or a wart on your hand forever?
- Would you rather share a bathroom with ten strangers or with one very messy roommate?
- Would you rather sweat mayonnaise or sneeze ketchup?
- Would you rather wear socks that are always wet or underwear that is always itchy?
- Would you rather eat a sandwich someone already bit or drink from a cup someone spat in?
- Would you rather find a cockroach in your cereal or a mouse in your bed?
- Would you rather smell like garlic for a month or like wet dog for a week?
- Would you rather eat cold canned soup or hot canned tuna?
- Would you rather walk barefoot through a swamp or through a trash dump?
- Would you rather have bad breath you can't fix or body odor you can't fix?
- Would you rather pop a stranger's pimple or clip a stranger's toenails?
- Would you rather eat a raw onion like an apple or a stick of butter like a candy bar?
- Would you rather wear the same socks for a month or the same shirt for a year?
- Would you rather have flies follow you everywhere or find ants in your shoes every morning?
- Would you rather drink a smoothie of every vegetable you hate or eat sushi left out overnight?
- Would you rather sit in a bathtub of cold oatmeal or warm baked beans?
- Would you rather have slimy hands or crusty feet?
- Would you rather eat a bug-flavored lollipop or fish-flavored ice cream?
- Would you rather lick the bottom of your shoe or the inside of a trash can lid?
- Would you rather get sneezed on or get coughed on?
- Would you rather have a bathroom with no door or a kitchen with no sink?
- Would you rather pick up dog poop without a bag or clean a hamster cage with your bare hands?
- Would you rather have a seagull poop on your head or a pigeon poop in your lunch?
- Would you rather sleep in sheets unwashed for a year or in a sleeping bag full of crumbs?
- Would you rather chew on a used sponge or a used napkin?
- Would you rather eat an earthworm or a slug?
- Would you rather have your fridge smell like rotten eggs or your car smell like old cheese?
- Would you rather smell everyone's farts or have everyone smell yours?
- Would you rather wear wet jeans all day or wet sneakers all week?
- Would you rather find a fingernail in your soup or a bandage in your salad?
- Would you rather drink expired yogurt or eat expired sushi?
- Would you rather unclog a hair-filled drain or a food-filled garbage disposal?
- Would you rather have spinach in your teeth all day or toilet paper stuck to your shoe all day?
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