Funny This or That Questions (Vote Live)
The most absurd, hilarious This or That questions on the internet — every one is a live poll. Vote and see what the crowd picks.
Funny This or That Questions
The best This or That questions aren't the deep ones — they're the dumb ones. The questions where there's no good answer, just two strange options that say something weird about you. Each one below is a live poll. Pick the less embarrassing option, see how many strangers agree. Back to the main collection →
Bizarre Body Stuff
Fingers as toes or toes as fingers?
Sneeze glitter or burp bubbles?
Hair grows 1 inch a day or fingernails grow 1 inch a day?
One giant tooth or 100 tiny teeth?
Permanent unibrow or permanently runny nose?
Strange Lifestyle Choices
Whisper everything or sing everything?
Flippers as shoes or oven mitts as gloves?
Cartwheel into rooms or moonwalk out?
Wear pajamas everywhere or wear a tuxedo everywhere?
Always smell like garlic or always look slightly damp?
Pure Nonsense
One horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
Best friends with toast or business partners with a goose?
Permanent rain cloud outdoors or permanent disco glow indoors?
Speak only in movie quotes or only in song lyrics?
Replaced by AI tomorrow or replaced by your evil twin tomorrow?
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