Funny Would You Rather Questions (Vote Live)
The most absurd, weird, snort-laugh Would You Rather questions on the internet. Every one is an interactive poll. Vote and see what the crowd picks.
Funny Would You Rather Questions
These are the Would You Rather questions where there is no good answer — just two terrible options that get worse the more you think about them. Each one is a live poll. Pick the less awful option, then see what everyone else did. Back to the main collection →
Body Horror, but Funny
Would you rather have toes for fingers or fingers for toes?
Would you rather sneeze uncontrollably every 5 minutes or hiccup uncontrollably every 5 minutes?
Would you rather have a permanent unibrow or a permanently runny nose?
Would you rather your hair grow 1 inch a day or your fingernails grow 1 inch a day?
Would you rather have one giant tooth or 100 tiny teeth?
Weird Lifestyle Stuff
Would you rather always have to enter rooms via cartwheel, or always exit rooms walking backwards?
Would you rather only be able to whisper, or only be able to sing everything you say?
Would you rather wear flippers as shoes forever or wear oven mitts as gloves forever?
Would you rather have to introduce yourself with a different fake name every day, or never introduce yourself at all?
Would you rather everyone you meet thinks you're 10 years younger, or 10 years smarter than you are?
Pure Absurdity
Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?
Would you rather have a permanent rain cloud over your head outdoors only, or a permanent disco ball glow indoors only?
Would you rather be best friends with a sentient piece of toast, or business partners with a goose?
Would you rather every meal you eat be slightly cold, or every drink be slightly warm?
Would you rather have an alarm clock that screams Shakespeare, or one that plays kazoo at random?
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